Super KAHWHYEEE desu-DESU fangirl #3.DESU

Relationship Survey. It could be interesting. Pop one in my ask.

A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?

Everyone who liked the ‘Moe Desu’ picture….

Desu now knows all of you want my body now…. Don’t worry my lovelies, once I’m done with the police I shall preserve all your bodies ~<3

MOE DESU

toyboxofcool:

Be my honored guest and give it a go at raping the police.

I will most certainly love to witness that~

Desu shall phone in the results later then~

MOE DESU

toyboxofcool:

Allow me to assist your mentally disabled personage with the reading.
It says “Wanted”
as in “By the authorities”
For non-consensual coitus compelled by your dignitary self.
Your presence seems also required because of your rational limitations.

-Pushes his glasses back to where they belong.-
You are welcome, by the way~

………..

The police want Desu to rape them along with you?

MOE DESU

toyboxofcool:

However did you reach such idiotic conclusion; Maggotpie?

You see right here at the bottom? It says…. ‘want rape’ Desu will be more then willing to help you with that….

Desu can make you smell like a horse in heat and stick you in a barn full of boy horses~

MOE DESU

toyboxofcool:

<3 Does this mean you want Desu to rape you?

Such Horrid things~

-So many things wrong and not enough time to make them right….. Oh, Alex would pay for so many things~ The Snobby Prince would PAY Desu would make sure of that…. He seemed to take her lightly, as an idiot…. How delightful <3 …… How delightfully idiotic. This would be fun…. This game of cat and bear trap would be fun…. and painful….-